Oculogyric Crisis
Workup Warrior
The tech who works up the entire clinic at video-game speed while the doctor finishes his coffee.
Lyrics
Player one... ready!
Eight a.m., the schedule's packed
Twenty-six patients stacked to the back
Grab my chart and grab my light
Room one, room two, room three tonight
History, meds, "Do you have allergies?"
"Just to cats and Mondays, please"
Pupils round, they're quick and bright
Cover, uncover, left and right
I'm the workup warrior, level after level
Drops and charts and pressure, I'm a speedy little rebel
Room to room I'm bouncing, power-up of caffeine
Fastest tech you ever seen on the clinic screen!
"Read the smallest line you can"
"E... F... P... is that a fan?"
Pinhole helps, I write it down
Twenty-forty, best in town
"Did you bring your glasses, ma'am?"
"Brought my reading ones, and jam"
Lensometer, I'm on the case
Bifocals stuck in a sandwich bag space
I'm the workup warrior, level after level
Drops and charts and pressure, I'm a speedy little rebel
Room to room I'm bouncing, power-up of caffeine
Fastest tech you ever seen on the clinic screen!
Extra life! (Lunch break!)
Game over? (No way!)
Ten more patients flashing in the queue
High score, high score, that's what I do
I'm the workup warrior, level after level
Drops and charts and pressure, I'm a speedy little rebel
Room to room I'm bouncing, power-up of caffeine
Fastest tech you ever seen on the clinic screen!
Chart is done, the room is ready
Doctor's coming... (any minute...)
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