Oculogyric Crisis
Where's the Doc
The whole clinic is ready to go. The only thing missing is the doctor. As usual.
Lyrics
Okay team. Has anyone seen him?
Charts are done and the rooms are full
Patients dilated, waiting, dull
Doc said "be right there" a while ago
In doctor time, that means "who knows"
Check the break room, there he is
Telling a story about his kid's quiz
Holding a coffee, cold as stone
"Is this mine?" No, Doc, it's Joan's
Where's the doc? (Where's the doc?)
Where's the doc? (Where's the doc?)
Seven pens in his pocket and not one works, I'll bet
We love you, Doc, so here's the plan
We point, you walk, you're the man!
"Who's next?" It's on the screen
Big red letters, flashing, "SEE ME"
"What are we doing?" Post-op, day one
"Which eye?" The one with the shield on it, hon
"Where's my light?" It's on your head
"Where's my light?" It's on your head
"Where's my glasses?" On your head instead
"Who's the patient?" Mrs. Brown
"I know Mrs. Brown!" (you've never met, sit down)
Where's the doc? (Where's the doc?)
Where's the doc? (Where's the doc?)
Seven pens in his pocket and not one works, I'll bet
We love you, Doc, so here's the plan
We point, you walk, you're the man!
Left at the plant, right at the copier
He's walking toward the exit like a happy explorer
"Wrong way!" "I knew that!" Sure you did
Turn him around like a lost little kid
Where's the doc? (Where's the doc?)
We love you, Doc, so here's the plan
We point, you walk, you're the man!
End of day, he gives a speech:
"Great teamwork, everybody!"
(Yes. Mostly the team part.)
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